Bill O'Reilly...A Culture Warrior Without a Cause

Yes the Wild Hogs, a spectacular tour-de-force of high brow comedy. It has sold lots of tickets so far, but then again, people will watch anything (exhibit 1, According to Jim). This horrible movie has recieved poor reviews from many many many critics, who in their reviews claim it "isn't funny."

Wild Hogs is an oinker. Feeding us slops of dud comedy are stars who ought to know better by now. - David Elliot, San Diego Union-Tribune

The reviews go on and on like this, some however saying that it is bad, but not that bad. If that is the nicest thing anyone can say, perhaps it maybe a truly horrid movie. Bill, however has a different theory. some reviews make mention of the many many many gay references and jokes throughout the movie.

The "gay panic" humor is so rampant that it's
reasonable to wonder if cast and crew members wrapped each shooting day by beating up a homosexual off-screen. - Matt Brunson, Creative Loafing

From comments like this on RottenTomatos.com, Bill has uncovered the shocking, sinister Liberal plot.......The bad reviews are because the "Liberal" reviewers were offended by the jokes about homosexuality. They of course wanted to punish the movie and sink it, imposing their beliefs on us all. this must be the only answer, since it made money, and therefore is a good movie (yeah, and Jackass is a masterpiece that belongs next to Citizen Kane because it sold some tickets.)

When bill was confronted last night with the possability that his laughable theory may not be true, he held strong. It was usggested by a guest that the movie may just be bad, to which he gave the usual "I'm just not buying it." Not buying that its a horrible train wreck of a "comedy"? We knew you were dense Bill, but this dense? The movie sucks, plain and simple, no plot needed to sink it, the writers, producers, direct, actors and all involved took care of that already.

Bill seems to be bored, having to search harder for things to scream about, and Liberal plots to uncover. I'm shocked, I thought his journalistic excellence learend on Inside Edition would have helped him uncover more shocking news. Perhaps he needs some help, and we all can. If you get a chance, feel free to go through your newspaper, internet tubes, or watch the latest news reel at the movie house. for every story you find, pick out there Liberal Plot and or Bias there (don't worry it is there, it's ALWAYS there. Please Telegraph, Email, or send in large box marked "Shower Falafels" to Bill-O your findings. We must help him carry on, until every last conspiracy is uncovered. If we don't, how many more crappy movies will suffer the scorn of movie critics?